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soooo sunday i went to albertsons w/ my sis and
noteced there was no moist towelettes.So we walk in
and i tell this employe dude they needed to refil so yeah
whatever...since we were buying garlic bread we were trying
to find it but it said..."BAKE AT HOME!" and I was all hell naw
soooo we finaly found it and went to the check out line
and started to try to read novela mags,and ppl were
looking at us weird cuz we're asian. Then we noticed the
dude I told to refill was the bagging guy,and the casheir
was this dude around our age had a name tag that said "hi my name is Thomas"
sooo my sis was all wassup thomas,(we don't know this dude)
and he's all ummmm "hi",so i was all "do ppl call you Tom?"
and he said "yeah but i don't like it",and my sis is all yeah Thomas sounds
better,and he's like i don't like…